Nerd/Life

Episode XXVI, A NERD LIFE. It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Ronpire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Ronpire’s ultimate weapon, the COOKIE STAR, an armored space station with enough water to destroy an entire meal. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Ryan races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy…. So, yeah. We talk about Star Wars again. But also these most recent Netflix cancellations, Doom Patrol being dope, Umbrella Academy being also dope, Captain Marvel being double dope (but having haters anyway), and all kinds of neato stuff that LucasFilms can't sue us for. Oh, also, Byrd finally fixes Batman. You're welcome, everybody. So tune on in to this week's episode of Nerd/Life.

Coming up on Nerd/Life.. Chris Pratt comes under fire and we.. defend him? Well, kind of! Ron reads a comic book (just one - calm down), our latest sponsor appears, Ryan talks the burden of fandom, and Chris has to do the dishes. All this and more on this week's episode of.. Nerd/Life.

In this thrilling episode of Nerd/Life, Special Agents Ryan and Byrd finally manage to bust Ron's online Oreo smuggling ring (this is real news). Also Ben Affleck finally and definitely gave up that Batman gig (good for you, man), Superman got another movie, even more Dungeons are happening to Dragons, and it turns out Turtles can still be Ninjas after all. All this and more on.. Nerd/Life (life..life..life..life..)

Hot on the heels of their debut album, Nerd/Life's back at again bringing you all new hits like "what the fuck, Ron?", or "Birds of Prey actually got a teaser? No shit?", and even instant classics like "Bold move leaving Netflix like that, Rob Liefeld". So pick up the phone and dial 1-800-DAMN-RON now to pick up your copy of Nerd/Life while supplies last!

Set phasers to fun everybody, because otherwise this episode is depressing as fuck. George Perez retired, Punisher got a second season, we explain the New 52 and why that sucked, and Ron's here. But also I swear some dope stuff happened this week: Black Panther's rustled up 7 Oscar nominations, Spider-Verse grabbed another, and so did Infinity War - this is a monumentous year for comics, folks! So pull up a chair and settle in for this episode of.. the Nerd/Life!

Holy shit, we finally have the anime talk.. Oh also, that Spider-man guy dropped the hottest mix-tape of our time, except it's the trailer for Far From Home, and it's rad. TMNT is getting rebooted, and so is Ghostbusters, and EA canceled another Star Wars, and if you thought we couldn't bring up The Last Jedi again, well.. I don't know what to tell you, man. We really like Star Wars. PS. We really, really like Young Justice. Like, we really like it guys.

You asked, we delivered - which garbage can would you cast to play Ron Davis in his upcoming bio-pic? Also, Star Trek died, Disney might be an asshole, Young Justice is dope as hell, and Spider-Verse won best most cool thing at the Golden Globes! All this and more on Nerd/Life, now officially cease-and-desisted by Nabisco! Also on this episode, and for realsies now, we double-introduce our special guest of the week, Jessa, who gives us her perspective on trans representation in mainstream media. This is a good one, except for all that Ron stuff, so check us out nerds!